How many different ways can you clean a reindeer?
- Lick it from bottom to top
- Shove it’s head down the sink and turn power on to maximum
- Throw it in the ocean with your best throw
- Leave it outside in the rain for 2 hours
- Mash mints and rub under reindeers armpits. This will act as Rexona.
- Use hair gel and massage it on the reindeer’s rear end
- Massage oil onto the sturdy hoof. This will be moisturising cream.
Now your reindeer has had 5 star treatment!