Variations- by Stephany

How many different ways can you clean a reindeer?


  • Lick it from bottom to top
  • Shove it’s head down the sink and turn power on to maximum
  • Throw it in the ocean with your best throw
  • Leave it outside in the rain for 2 hours
  • Mash mints and rub under reindeers armpits. This will act as Rexona.
  • Use hair gel and massage it on the reindeer’s rear end
  • Massage oil onto the sturdy hoof. This will be moisturising cream.

Now your reindeer has had 5 star treatment!


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